Funny Story of the Day
Joe calls me at work to tell me this:
A girl walks up to him at the bus stop. She asks, "Has the bus already passed?" Joe replies, "Yes, just a minute ago." The girl sits down next to Joe and opens her paper. She then turns to Joe and asks, "Would you like half my paper to read?" Joe replies, "No thanks." Did she not see the Blind Man Stick???? I personally think he should have taken the paper and pretended to read it. 
